Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018
by c0balt January 27, 2003
A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
by Journey Fan May 26, 2005
1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
by robitio57 January 06, 2008
A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly
Hank Azaria is fine af
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 04, 2019
Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.
My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.
by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 03, 2022