As of the 2017 season, major league baseball's all-time home run leader. It was sometimes prophesised that a little-known outfielder playing for the San Francisco Giants would someday challenge his record, but there is no indication that this will ever come to pass.
by Sonicoed May 9, 2017
Get the Hank Aaronmug. Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018
Get the Tom Hankingmug. Happy Hank(or happiness Hank) is a fictional character featured in madness combat, but not apart of the actual series. He is featured in Madness: Happiness Apotheosis, a video made by Madnesic Joy!! :DD
"Broo, did you watch that one video by Madnesic Joy?"
"Do you mean Happy Hank?"
"Yeah!"
"cock joke"
"cock joke"
"Do you mean Happy Hank?"
"Yeah!"
"cock joke"
"cock joke"
by simp for ur mom July 21, 2021
Get the Happy Hankmug. by c0balt January 27, 2003
Get the Harte Hanksmug. A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
by Journey Fan May 29, 2005
Get the Hank Hillmug. 
1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
by robitio57 January 13, 2008
Get the hank johnsonmug.