atlanta handshake

The dry humping of one man to another, usually unexpected by the recipient.

Hey did you hear that Johnny gave Jimmy the Atlanta Handshake when Jimmy was bent over?

by Lilslayer569 September 22, 2020

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010

Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

by phopey October 5, 2011

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016

handsome giraffe

A nickname given by someone with an extremely long penis

"I hear Rick Fox nicknamed his penis the handsome giraffe"

by Fandangoooooooo February 12, 2010

No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

by heyschmexy September 15, 2011