tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.

I gave Jerry a Tallahassee Handshake to seal the deal!

by Dbith57 June 9, 2017

weak hands

People who can't stand the tension and sell their crypto holdings for a cheap U$D price (the ultimate shitcoin) when it's going down, actually making it even lower . When it's rebounding, they got cut. Strong hands hodl their crypto for life.

- Don't panic, only weak hands selling right now. BTFD!!!

by sl4ck February 11, 2018

aj hands

when your hands turn purple because you’re adopted

yo that kids hand is so purple he must have aj hands

by 69mum October 23, 2019

atlanta handshake

The dry humping of one man to another, usually unexpected by the recipient.

Hey did you hear that Johnny gave Jimmy the Atlanta Handshake when Jimmy was bent over?

by Lilslayer569 September 22, 2020

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.

Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"

by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010

Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

by phopey October 5, 2011