The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
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by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected
-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.
by futz! October 23, 2008
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"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"
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"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?
by hjlarry November 30, 2009
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I went to the asian massage parlor. The masseuse finished my massage with a happy ending: she rubbed her pearly smooth hands all over my cock and balls, gently at first, then steadily faster. The sensual handjob made me explode all over her silky breasts, with surge after surge of warm semen.
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