Hankering

Something only a douchebag would say.

I had a hankering for a beef today, it's been a minute.

by wiseman.ep December 21, 2024

Hambringer

A Muslim's and my worst night worst nightmare. A person that shoves pork down another person's throat, it can also be a person who shoots a pork-tipped bullet into somebody.

OH GOD, THE HAMBRINGER IS COMING!!!!!

by JJFROMCLAREMONT February 11, 2025

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

hamstering

When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.

The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.

by OneRedFox May 21, 2025

Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.

Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!

by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025

Hamstering

When I guy lay on top of a vehicle with a sun roof with his dick hanging down the opening and a person inside the car gives him oral sex

Did you see how Jane was hamstering Lucas last night in his new Benz

by Marcroix July 24, 2025

Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.

Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”

by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025