Hamilton Egg Salad 

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

Hamilton Egg Salad by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

Hamilton, Ontario 

A surprising shithole amongst the pleasant experience that is the rest of Canada. Acres and acres of blight. What with the months of winter, the suicide rate here must be astronomincal. One nice nuance - the numerous Catholic churches names after a variety of lesser-knowns saints.

I made hotel reservations to access both Niagara and Toronto in Hamilton, Ontario, only to discover I had made an aggregious error.

Hamilton, Ontario by Cheruvian June 26, 2006

hamilton, scotland 

I've been born an raised here for 24 years of my life, Its my hometown and it fucking rules. There aint a lot of nice areas according to people but I grew up in 'the jungle' area of burnbank and witnessed a lot of violence through gangs, drugs and booze, can u name a town in the world that don't have this shit gowing down? Anyway the 'bad' places are eddlewood,fairhill,laighstonehall,hillhouse,burnbank,whitehill, the glebe and auld town. I know families who have grew up in each of these places and yeah there is a lot of alcoholics, addicts and violence its a part of life u just get on with it. When u tell people your from e/wood or fairhill they automaticly assume u gonna rob them or something, so if any of you people read this go back to your yuppie life and shut the fuck up, but if you say your from high earnock or silvertonhill then people think your a fucking boy scout or some shit! the fuck is up with that?
Well in closing I want to say that hamilton is my town and I'm fucking proud of it, I was born raised and will die in this bitch! And I'm grateful that this is were my mother raised me, I love the friends I have and miss the ones I've lost, this is the place to be.

Peace out motherfuckers, keep calm and chive on.

hamilton, scotland

hamilton, scotland by mcweed July 21, 2012

hamilton yellow jacket 

When someone pees on your face and then you motorboat them

Dude me and my girlfriend where experimenting during sex last night the I gave her a Hamilton Yellow Jacket

hamilton yellow jacket by DefenitionDouchè July 19, 2015

Hamilton, Ontario 

a polluted city with a corrupt mayor. there isn't really any good reason to come here, unless you really like steel or smog. the downtown area is full of crazies, and people who go to hillfield are rich snobs.

now that red hill valley is gone, why would anyone ever want to live in hamilton, ontario?

Hamilton, Ontario by glinda.. September 30, 2005

Hamilton Tourettes

A neurological disease that affects just one in 6.2 million persons Worldwide, commonly characterized by random facts and figures being needlessly shared with unsuspecting passers by, about Hamilton, Ontario, Canada – possibly Canada’s ugliest city. Generally those unaffected by this syndrome are unaware of its existence, yet the compulsion involved with this disease is overwhelming. Often times those affected by this disorder are unaware of its existence, and the negative effects of this are felt more so by the diseased individual’s co-workers.

Setting: Sterile office environment. Worker A says, “Hey, has anybody seen Deborah?” And Worker B says, “Oh, yeah. She’s in the kitchen telling some arbitrary story about Hamilton…I don’t know how she does it, but every story involves Hamilton somehow. I think she may be a witch.” Worker A responds, “Oh no, she’s just got Hamilton Tourettes.”

Hamilton Tourettes by jamesleblanc October 28, 2008

hamilton, ontario 

A large industrial centre located between Toronto and Niagara Falls. A very multicultural place with many ethnic groups such as Italians, Portuegese, Greeks, Serbs, Croats, West Indians, East Indians, Middle Easterners, and Africans. The downtown area is pretty forgetable, The North End is home to two large steel factories, the East End is supposed to have the highest crime rates, the West End is home to McMaster Univeristy, while "The MOuntain" is a nice, multicultural place.

Man: "I just came from Hamilton, Ontario's East End. Like two people spoke English, all I heard was Serbian, Indian, and Chinese. It's nuts."

hamilton, ontario by Serbian111 January 1, 2008