Haggard

the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.

John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."

Later the night...

John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"

by Get Hag December 1, 2010

puttin' the blimp in the hangar

Inserting the penis into the vagina.

Kristi loves it when I'm puttin' the blimp in the hangar.

by DustOff August 1, 2007

Hagar

a figure of speech

when one compares another to a piece of poop or caca

My sister used a Hagar today when she got mad at me for not helping her with math homework.

by fsanjak January 21, 2011

hagar

One who feels a strong attraction and/or attachment towards a very old person. Word created by Ellina Z. and defined by Derek T.

Adan realized how much of a hagar he was after visiting a nursery home.

by EllinaTwigg August 17, 2009

haguar

A leopard print wearing unattractive older cougar. Rhymes with jaguar.

Bob got picked up last night at the bar by a haguar.

by Jim Ottawa December 9, 2008

Hanaramakwanzmas

n. one of the many ways to combine the winter holidays into one.

a funner way to say "happy holidays", that includes most, if not all, of the major religious holidays in the winter months.

Well, it's December again and not everybody is the same religion. Happy Hanaramakwanzmas, everybody!

by chichi the magnificent December 15, 2010

Hangar Bait

A totally ignorant, arrogant or otherwise useless pre or post pubescent turd of a little brat. This term is usually used by teachers, CPS workers, cops and others who regularly have to deal with little shits who should have been fished out of their crack whore mother’s gashes with a rusty coat hangar, hence the term, hangar bait.

How dare that little Hangar Bait turn me in for dropping the F bomb in class!

by Jon M. B December 9, 2009