Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

box herder

a person who is able to control the whereabouts of women.

Pimp Daddy is the number one box herder in this town, he can post women on every corner and hasn't made his own sandwich in years.

by plexipuss March 4, 2014

turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 8, 2015

Farm Harder

When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.

Farm Harder...everyone is now farming harder to hit their targets

by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018

Duck Herder

(noun) The loud dumbass of the group who gets everyone else to do stupid things, like ducks following their mom

Jenny: God Bill is such a duck herder

Penny: I know! Today, he announced he was going to drink salt water, so everyone else decided to drink it too.

by Donald duccck February 24, 2020

Sheep herders breakfast

A cup of coffee and a piece of you.

I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.

by Beautifulcrazypancake March 14, 2021

Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.

Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 1, 2023