Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.

"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"

by Don Juan The Flame September 09, 2009

whale humper

An individual who is so worried about the whales bumping into one another while they are swiming around because the Navy uses sonar to protect there vessel's from combatin enemies that want to kill us.

My friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the Navy can't use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the U.S.A. and their Vessel's because Shamo and flipper bumped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

by Mike Schultz February 09, 2008

dry humper

a co-worker or colleague who is always jumping all over a new idea or task, but never gets it done, resulting in extreme work-place frustration in response to lack of follow-through.

i was willing to take on that new project, but the dry humper was practically pissing down his leg volunteering to do it first. we all know cory's all hump and no satisfaction.

by fivenightrental March 05, 2009

bark humper

An Individual who is generally affiliated with the democratic political party also know as the democrap party, who will fight for a trees's right to life with no regard to a humans right to life,because the tree belongs to the earth and us humans have no regard for the earth

did you see the bark humper, tree hugging,frog licking, toad sucking, nature nazi protestesting a new housing development on 50 acres of prime forestry land last week. they were trying to save the trees from bein chopped down and shredded into mulch.

by Mike Schultz January 25, 2008

Flag Humper

Slang for when a teammate in the world of battlfield CTF will steal a another teammates rebound of a saved flag in order to recieve more points.

You worthless flag humper!

by TiKToK February 12, 2006

Trump humper

Someone claiming to have an affair with the president Donald Trump.

I'm sure there will be many more Trump humpers coming out with their stories before this is all over.

by jon.rx March 26, 2018

thumper humper

a fag on call of duty modern warfare 2 and black ops who use the thumper (mw2) or the china lake (black ops)

Guy pulls out thumper - "alright gotta line it up just right, aims in the sky....FOOOMP!!

sweatybawlz - runnin around pwnin noobs...BOOM!!

*watches kill cam*

sweatybawlz- "WOW U FUCKIN THUMPER HUMPER!"

by sweatymeat February 17, 2011