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Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015
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ho hose

A pantyhose of the "slutty" nature. Generally worn by women with an agenda.
Linda is certain to close that deal; she's got her ho hose on.
by 1Elvis January 12, 2009
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manty hose

My manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.
by Dr. Codfish December 16, 2009
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Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.
"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."
by SapphireXXN August 12, 2015
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hose machine

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.
Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.
by cassius$ July 18, 2006
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siphon hose

a hose a mother fucker uses to steal gas out of your mother fuckin whip
that mother fucker Tyrone used a siphon hose and stole gas from my mother fuckin whip
by Bastard Belly June 26, 2008
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home in hose

Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.

Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.

Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.

She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008
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