hold your ass

(verb) - - hold on; wait; be patient

john- everyone is ready to go!

jane- hold your ass

by John Cougar Rhino Banga and Old Rhino Banga February 9, 2008

hold my beer

Most overused and dumbest fucking expression. Ever. Also a common meme.

Can everyone stop saying hold my beer? It’s not funny and super annoying

by Cuh Nation May 23, 2019

hold-a-phobia

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.

Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.

by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009

hold trance

When ringing a large corporate company or the tax office, you go through all the menu's "press 2 if you have lost the will to live" malarkey and then get put on hold for so long, you end up in a trance, listening to either the hold music or 30 second beeps so when, finally, some muppet does answer your call, you forgot what you rang about.....

.........after 37 minutes of being on hold and being put into a hold trance "Hello, you're speaking to Malcolm, how can I help?" "errrrrm, errrmmmm, sorry I will have to ring back, I've forgot what I wanted to say".......*hangs up*

by Unbearable Muriel May 8, 2011

Hold tight Julia

when something is outrageous or as an exclamation

Hold tight Julia, I can't find my keys.

Hey man, can I have that data.
WOWA Hold tight Julia, its coming.

by SmashleyGashley September 20, 2017

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

hold down the fort

Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.

As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.

by ButterflyTrixi August 31, 2008