hog watcher

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.

Lawrence is a hog watcher

by Robfirmino December 8, 2016

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

hog anus

A dodgy cheap tinned sausage (hotdog)mostly contains snouts and assholes. Served with onions.

Do you want sauce on that hog anus?

by kyliemann July 17, 2006

Hog blocking

When someone in halo 3 take's the position on a warthog that you called before the game starts

Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS

pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway

(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)

halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING

pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house

by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010

hog night

Played by college age males. Usually beginning before a heavy night of drinking a group of males will all put money into a pot, after which they will consume massive amounts of alcohol and attempt to hookup with the ugliest girls they encounter. The next morning he who got with the ugliest decided girls wins all the money from the night before

Damn any other week I would have won, I can't believe Milan would actually hook up with a tranny for 50 bucks.

Best hog night hook up ever

by your progenetor July 13, 2007

hog rim

to hog someones rim like you wont let anyone else do a rimjob on someones rim

jim- let me have a go on that sweet rim
kyle- naaa its to nice
jim- your a hog rim

by box head rcc February 16, 2008

hog knocker

slang term for an animal rapist

that guy in building G is a real hog knocker

by HoLiSsY June 1, 2009