hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

Hobbit feet

When you have hair on you feet like a hobbit from lord of a rings

Brian: Your feet look hair; you must have hobbit feet
Jake: No i don't

Brian: ok

by Ehmac March 8, 2017

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

Giving a Hobbit

When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence

"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.

by Kostar November 27, 2007

cock hobbit

a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis

shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)

by finalryu October 4, 2012

troll hobbit

this thing is a mixture of a troll and a hobbit and has some trouble with the ladies, and he makes fun of how his bestfriends look to make himself feel better about himself

man im gunna steal her from him,thinks theyre funny,damn troll hobbit

by cbvsdbvbfkvjbkjfgvb June 4, 2009

horny hobbit

one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.

1. she mings, only the horny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka Simon Wade

by the arab September 24, 2003