Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

by Nick L. & Raul D. May 19, 2008

brake dust hoarder

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner

yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder

by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.

"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."

by Olen White January 5, 2009

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005

story horse

To greet someone who is from or live's in the north inner city of Dublin.

Whats the story horse, you keeping well.

by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008

horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008