Headphoning

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.

Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"

Headphoning by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019

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headbone

Headstrong, stubborn and radical

That headbone sure likes giving others a hard time.

headbone by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

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Headboner

Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.

Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.

Headboner by BubbafromPrison October 14, 2021

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Hedladphones

When a dyslexic tries to spell headphones

Hey you've got my hedladphones can I get them back

Hedladphones by Loading name ... April 14, 2022

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headphomo

the fear of missing the conversation around you if you put on your headphones/earbuds. common when studying with a group of friends.

I really needed to put in my AirPods and watch the rest of this lecture, but my study buddies were gossiping and I felt major headphomo.

headphomo by jlhooey March 2, 2023

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Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

Mary headoned by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

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Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices?

Should I buy new handphone? Which type of handphone should I buy? Three choices? by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

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