aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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and cool on the surface, but is actually a
very caring guy once you get to know him.
He is really devoted in mathematics and science
and is a gamer.
He will be one of the smartest guys you will meet ever in your life. If you have any problems, you can just ask him anything and he will help you no matter what.
if you happen to have a Harold near you, treasure him and be his friend.
George:Albert Einstein is so smart! I bet he is as
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
smart as Harold!
gabe:nah. Albert still got a long gap to reach the
smartness of Harold!
by CyberGenius February 21, 2018
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