short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
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The autocorrected form of handshakes. A session of shaking for 10 hours, as of ones who only do so for 1 hour is a coward.
by Bro the Chicken January 6, 2019
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omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags
by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019
Get the hags mug.When you are hungry and angry but also constipated. A complex feeling that is rare, but none the less very irritating as you know you should not eat do to being blocked up but your excessive hunger is making you angry. Which causes those around you to tell you to eat a Snickers, because you are not you when you are hungry.
Bro1: yo bro how you feeling?
Bro2: Nunya bro!
Bro1: bro eat a Snickers!
Bro2: Bro I am hangstipated! That won't help me!
Bro2: Nunya bro!
Bro1: bro eat a Snickers!
Bro2: Bro I am hangstipated! That won't help me!
by Sebastian XIV April 15, 2020
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