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Canadian Hacksaw

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly
She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw
by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017
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Animated_Hacks

That one guy who thinks he hacks and searches on google "how to hack"
:o look at that guy woah hes cool

step bro you don't know him hes Animated_Hacks
by Animated_Hacks January 1, 2021
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Life Hacks

such a dumb trend from like 2009 or something fuck it
"life hacks are dumb bruh"
by derpylemon June 28, 2021
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
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Doom hacks

"Hey Hunter, remember those doom hacks I showed you? Pretty cool right?"
by Jaquavie November 3, 2022
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