A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.
Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.
by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022
Get the GURUmug. An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.
by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019
Get the Edgy gurumug. by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024
Get the Big Box Gurumug. by namipamiwami December 6, 2022
Get the guru guru mawarumug. I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
Get the Motorcycle gurumug. When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.
"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019
Get the Guruedmug. by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
Get the koolaid gurumug.