Guru Hentai

Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.

1: Dude whats that.
2.Its Guru Hentai.
1.Dude wtf is wrong with you?

by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 6, 2020

guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

guru sri

She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess

And she is "Guru sri"

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Motorcycle guru

Someone important to the motorcycle hierarchy.

I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023

Gurued

When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.

"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"

by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019

Guru dell'informatica

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.

Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti

by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020