by Sybau April 13, 2025
meme slang for when someone does something very smart, but also very dangerous.
comes from the "what they're doing is very smart but also very dangerous" meme. the name gurting comes from the yo-gurt pun. to put it simply:
person: yogurt
gurt: yo
comes from the "what they're doing is very smart but also very dangerous" meme. the name gurting comes from the yo-gurt pun. to put it simply:
person: yogurt
gurt: yo
by yogurt the gurter April 15, 2025
by Spy noob April 15, 2025
by Optimalbased April 16, 2025
by Yo gurt April 15, 2025
when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.
"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."
"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"
"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"
by Simsonchin April 10, 2025
Man 1: "See ts guy speeding to get to his destination? What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous."
Man 2: "I knew this was gonna happen, people need to stop gurting, ts so Kevin."
Man 2: "I knew this was gonna happen, people need to stop gurting, ts so Kevin."
by tricxified May 13, 2025