Guinness

A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.

Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

Rear Gunners Thumbs

Describes a lady with large erect nipples, see also chapel hat pegs, Adidas heel studs, pigmy's cocks.

Jesus Christ have you seen her nipples, they're like rear gunners thumbs!

by cheesey February 13, 2004

The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011

guinness to finish

Ending a long night by drinking a Guinness.

Hey man, it's been a long night. Last call is soon. Let's have a Guinness to finish.

by spangbang March 30, 2015

Gunner

A gunner is a man who is in jail or prison who starts to masturbate and/or ejaculate while non-inmates, guards or visitors walk by his cell. A gunner can also be seen in the background when you are talking to someone who is in jail via video visitation. The gunner will be seen masturbating and/or ejaculating on the tv screen.

When i walked through F-Pod at the jail, i was almost shot in the face by a gunner!

by DEFENDER85 May 4, 2011

Guinness kisses

The frothy skid marks left in a womans undergarments.

His passion was killed in an instant when on removing her panties he saw the black and tan frothy skid marks in her gusset which looked like guinness kisses.

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

guinnea

WAP, DAEGO, FROM THE GUINNEA HENS BECAUSE ITALIAN WOMEN WOULD SIT AND GOSSIP WITH ONE AND OTHER THE HENS WALK AROUND CHA CHA CHA OR CHATTING GOSSIPING and wont shut up . and if you beat them they squalk even louder

Shut the fuck up you stupid guinnea!

by paul owens January 27, 2011