"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."
by mastertoast December 23, 2008
Get the Professional Gamer mug.A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
Get the professional female mug.1. A bold or desperate Professional
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
by Rogerowen October 9, 2007
Get the Professional Desperado mug.v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line
Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.
by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015
Get the Professionally Develop mug.A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
Get the Professional Poo mug.A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
Get the Professional shaper mug.Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
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