Greg Wilson

bwa bwa bwaa

Greg Wilson smells like chicken

by Scruffy Sandra November 15, 2010

greg heffley

greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome

Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo

by yorikeh September 24, 2021

Greg

A type of color.

Yoo that Greg colored dress do be lit

by Definitely Not Greg August 30, 2020

Greg Abbott

The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.

"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 19, 2022

Geographobia

The irrational fear of travelling virtually anywhere due to fear of locational germs, illnesses, parasites and dangers both real and exaggerated. Similar to agoraphobia in that sufferers limit the scope of their world, but more specific in that the nature of the perceived threat is directly related to any foreign location.

Watching the Amazon episode on "The Monster in Me" led to Will's increasing Geographobia.

"So do you think Laurie will go on the camping trip?"
"No, she won't even leave Scranton, she's so Geographobic."

by Roofette August 11, 2009

Geogracist

A Geogracist is someone who discriminates based on where someone comes from. Geogracism is the only "ism" that is still allowed in our politically correct world.

New Yorker: "So, where are you from?"

North Dakotan: "I'm from North Dakota."

New Yorker: "North Dakota??! What happens up there? Do they even have electricity and running water?"

North Dakotan: "You're being a real geogracist."

by Mustachioed Mustang November 15, 2010

Greg Goffin'

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!

James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.

by Greg's Team December 30, 2011