passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Granny chic

The real name for shabby chic

"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"

"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"

by nashwick September 2, 2016

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021

Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 9, 2019

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

Great Granny

Known as GG. Has the coolest grand kids and is the life of the party. A Great Granny always has mints in her purse.

You have the coolest Great Granny.

by spud stud September 13, 2018

Granny gunt

Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.

I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.

by Ripabilly July 2, 2022