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Grant

An amazing, kind, compassionate, guy, who is a good person to rant to about your problems. He is the kind of person you can come to for almost anything, and he'll be there to listen and give you advice.
Wow! That must be a Grant, look how nice he is being.
by UB101 January 10, 2017
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Granite Falls

Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* the meth capital of the US. Or the pacific northwest. Or Washington State. Or even Snohomish County!

It is, however, a small little redneck town nestled outside of Seattle. The drug of choice is actually marijuana, and rightfully so. Inhabited mainly by juggalos and rednecks who hang out at the library gazebo and draw penises and raver code all over the walls. People who live in Granite Falls only move there so they can complain about not being anywhere besides Granite Falls.

You never mention Lake Stevens' school distract around Granite Kids. The rivalry is potent and lingering.
You never say anything bad about juggalos, ICP, drugs, or rave culture.
You never call the weird kids 'emo' unless they tell you otherwise.

You stand in the Saratoga trail with your gravity bong and smile through glazed eyes. When you trip on a log and fall into the gravel, god damn you if you don't bleed black and orange.
Oh, he's from Granite Falls.
by cherryPercussionist August 13, 2011
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grant

a sexy beast with a really long dick. also includes amazing hair that turns me on
DAMN ur a grant!!!!!
by up the bum August 7, 2011
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Grant

He is the swettest most amazing guy, he has the funniest sense of humour that only i seem to understand, and he seems to create awkward turtle moments more often than not.
He is passionate yet caring, and he is understanding like no other.

Any girl would be lucky to have this awesome, caring, good looking, funny, smart and understanding pilot ;)
Grant is amazing! too bad he's mine. Hippopotamus.
by thecrazyone0822 February 4, 2010
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Grant

Grant is a great guy. He’s super funny and very talented. He’s one of the most adorable people you will ever meet. He’s got brown hair and beautiful brown eyes to match. Grant is a very caring person who helps and cares for everyone but especially his girl. If you are grants girl you better never let him go because he will treat you like royalty and make sure you are happy everyday. Grants are sweet and have very big hearts. If you know a grant you are a very lucky person
Friend one: do you know grant?

Friend two: yes

Friend one: you are very lucky
by Ramona123 June 11, 2019
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Granite Bay

A town east of Roseville and right next to Folsom Lake. This is a really nice town with nice people too. The people who live here do make A LOT of money but are not snobs who undermine everyone else. People here still say thank you and please apposed to many other places. Granite Bay is home to many of Northern California's local celebrities as well.
If I was rich, I would live in Granite Bay.
by michael2195 November 24, 2011
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Granite Bay

A nice little town that's relatively new and pretty misunderstood. A lot of people think that all the rich snobs who get whatever they want live in Granite Bay. That's not true. If you actually get to know the people living there, they are like any other nice people that you know. There are only the certain few that give off the impression that Granite Bay is a snobby uptight place.
I love Granite Bay.
It's so nice and safe.
Not filled with rich snobs, contrary to public opinion.
by thesheepdies June 6, 2007
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