Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

Straight-goer

Someone who does not participate in any criminal activities

Straight-goer

by Yer nan likes tar tar sauce April 7, 2021

gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.

We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.

by jeffrey March 25, 2005

goner

baseball slang term for a home run

"A swing and a high fly ball! Deep right-centerfield! This is way back in the gap and it's a goner" - John Rooney

by Ben HT May 14, 2007

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

Goertz

A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.

Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!

by Fane61 February 3, 2010