goobald

A term for idiot in Kannada slang.
Very useful when you do not want to hurt anyone. Highly used among friends and people you are close with.

"Lo goobald, nodkondu odiso."

Meaning: you idiot, look while you are driving.

by bengaluru_macha November 15, 2011

goob trooper

one that looks they belong in a uniformed squad of goobers. Predominantly white, but is open to all races. Not easily spotted, but you know a good trooper when you see one. One does not miss a goob trooper when seen in the flesh.

oh my god, what a fucking goob trooper.

by youngwerthog December 1, 2014

Goob Shack

A house or base in Rust or Minecraft, that is 6m x 6m and has a slanted roof. A goob shack can be made of Stone, Wood, or Metal. Goob shacks are usually unstable, insecure, and easily raidable.

Goob shacks can keep most Kajeebs out, but if they want to get in they could.

Player 1: We need to build a goob shack. It's not safe out here
Player 2: Yes master we must build a goob shack

by Lonely Larry May 25, 2016

Gombita

Gombita is a man with chest hair as long as jungle trees. This man can eat any object he pleases. He can also read black women's minds.

"Yo that Gombita guy just read that woman's mind, while eating a tampon!"

by Mr. Beet November 8, 2016

goob mato rowe

it is short for a person who should be a president or a ruler of a country but is not.

oh elon musk is a goob mato rowe

by NotDeclan12345 October 21, 2022

Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.

You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.

by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018

The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

by silkwormguything January 24, 2019