dick gloss

Shiny, sometimes sparkly lubrication for dick sucking lips.

Dick gloss, apply directly to the cockhead.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2009

land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

by land whaler101 February 12, 2018

glossy

A type of printout where the paper is shiny.

The printing company only charges 25 cents for a glossy.

by nick_g June 16, 2010

gloose

a monstrous white elephant that appears in your room when you are delirous from a high fever, or too much to drink.

AAArrrgh! There’s a gloose in my room!!

by bread infection December 4, 2009

Gloosh

1. a splashing of viscuous material at high speed.
2. to vomit.
3. a particularly powerful ejaculation.

1. When I threw the jell-o, it gloshed on the wall
2. I gloshed in the parking lot at MacDonalds.
3. When I jacked off, I glooshed so hard it hit the ceiling!

by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005

glossles

those giant sunglasses that can pass as goggles, because they are so large and protective. They block wind out of the eyes. A combination of glasses and goggles.

Mary: Hey its really windy out but the sun is so bright!
Sheryl: Here! take my glossles!

by Arklaraly January 31, 2006

glogster

poster yourself, web application for creating unique, graphically rich and full-of-media pages

http://www.glogster.com

by Edgar Digital October 18, 2008