Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008

jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009

gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014

gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft

some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7

by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015