ghost wipe

the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

ghostbating

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghost leviathan

Literally the worst thing in subnautica

You:going around in cyclops
Ghost leviathan:oh your in a dark place close to the edge huh?
Ghost leviathan:Calls his brothers and knocks you out of the water while screeching bloody murder
You:Dead and had been dead for a while

by A_Human_ May 12, 2018

Ghost tits

Tits where the areola and nipple are the same color, tone and/or shade as the rest of the tit giving the effect that they aren’t there.

Greg: How was your date last night?
Louis: I couldn’t finish she has ghost tits.

by iamanthonydean July 14, 2020

ghostbrrs

my favourite mutual and the best person in the world :D literally so nice and amazing !!!!!!

“woah, is that ghostbrrs?” “yeah! hes so cool, right?” “yeah!!”

by lilliana / artemis !! August 30, 2021

ghost cookies

a quote that the god, Alex Turner, said in a interview in probably 2013

Alex: “I said can I get seven ghost cookies”

by Natalia Bermudez April 30, 2022

Soup Ghost

Verb - Act of "ghosting" someone with a picture of a bowl or pot of soup.

Bobby - "Hey Steve, are you still seeing that girl?"
Steve - "No man the bitch sent me a picture of chicken soup and stopped replying to me."
Bobby - "Ahh man sounds like you got soup ghosted!"

by Grey_Wolf_Patriot February 17, 2021