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Erectric Guitar 

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
Erectric Guitar by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019
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Electric Guitar 

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.
“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."
Electric Guitar by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020

Guitargasm 

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.
Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.
Guitargasm by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

guitar solo 

what makes metal real metal
most nu metal has no guitar solos (yes, that was a diss)
guitar solo by zack423 October 1, 2006
The guitar is the greatest thing known to man
guitar by Iron Maiden Fan December 26, 2007

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome 

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!
I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.