Gruss

Extremely good looking, intelligent, talented individual. Usually has a large penis.

Whoa! Look at his package! He has to be a Gruss.

by Akunin March 21, 2004

bene gesserit

A badass woman that can beat your wimpy ass or give you ultimate pleasure!

Damn I wish I could pork a Bene Gesserit..

by Blah August 9, 2003

gaussy

A lascivious babe who is not only smart academically (for example, in mathematics) but is also drop-dead gorgeous. She is sure to "turn" your head when you see her if you are a guy, and flirt with your boyfriend or husband if you are a girl. It's hard to think about anything when you're next to her other than her curves. All she can think about, though, is how to differentiate those same curves.

Try to keep your boyfriend away from that gaussy. If he even makes eye contact with her, you know that he's lost to you forever!
Look at that gaussy integrating him with her curves!

by Teh Euclid November 15, 2009

you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

Gerussy

Gerard Way’s wet ass pussy. Gerard with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax often and his lips would be so silky. To see his clit you would have to spread his lips bc his lips are chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt.

“Gerard Way put their whole gerussy into hesitant alien.”

by ftwillz March 27, 2022

guesspanol

Spanish sounding words created by an english speaking person with little or no fluency in Spanish. Some of the words are actual words in Spanish, but most are just plain ridiculous. Usually used out of necessity in the workplace.

Good Guesspanol:
la copa= la copa (the cup)
telephono=telephono (the telephone)
Bad Guesspanol:
el dustbusterario=
(vacuum cleaner)
el desko= (the desk)
la lampa= (the lamp)

by lotus_six July 8, 2009

guessay

Writing an essay you have no clue about: no knowledge of the the theme; you have enough knowledge of the chosen topic to be dangerous.

Your teacher or professor assigns an essay but doesn't give any further details than word length and due date.

A teacher who receives an essay without having assigned one.

teacher 1: Hey, Chase just gave me an essay and I didn't even assign one!

teacher 2: huh. Have fun grading that guessay!

student 1: Well, seeing that I didn't read the book A Thousand Splendid Suns, I'll get started on that guessay.

student 2: You know she's gonna flunk that guessay!

by Senora Spanish January 6, 2010