Geead

Originally a French term, a 'gead' is a modification of the sexual act known as a 'handjob'. Unlike the typical handjob, a geead requires* constant eye contact throughout the act, including during ejaculation.

*If eye contact is broken, the recipient of the geead is allowed and encouraged to beat the performer of the geead with a stick no thicker than the shaft of the recipient's penis.

-Danm B, your mom gives the best geeads!

-I know right!!!

by Ishmu349 January 17, 2009

geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

by doobious25 December 29, 2010

GEEAAA

basically saying yeah!!! but instead you say GEEAAA!!!

Hey, do you want to play football? GEEAAA !!

by a jewish nazi October 31, 2011

geegalstix

A word that anyone named Michael uses to confuse or dumbfound his fellow peers.

Michael: geegalstix
Friend: Hahaha! What?
Michael:...
Friend: You're confusing me with your homemade words.

by XaviarOdus October 30, 2013

geebop

When you hit someone that uses old sayings like Applies to over used movie quotes

"I'll geebop you if you say great Scotts one more time!"

by Menino May 19, 2014

geeda

a worthless, ugly person

Look at that geeda, what a geeda, why have you asked that geeda to help us??!!

by kickstartmyheart November 18, 2015

Geeb Tooth

The decaying of the tooth due to build up of resin and melted plastic due to taking too many gravity bong rips.

Charles was unlucky at the bar tonight mainly due to his geeb tooth.

by Popularbydemand September 3, 2016