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garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.
P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"
by No1Shagger June 14, 2020
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Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
by oskarrr January 24, 2022
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Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.
1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)
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Kendrick Garfield

Marjorie's man! He could intimidates you with his fierce look, but the more you know him the more you're wanting something more about him. He is the owner of soft speaking and calming words, which never failed to make anybody feel better. He clings like koala, yet born to be someone really reliable. He is really one of a kind, the realest and finest human being ever.
"That grumpy man, he is Kendrick Garfield, isn't he?"
by saintbiche July 30, 2022
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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 26, 2019
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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield: I won’t be in spider man no way home

This mother fucker shows up
by Kklakdjhdhehshsbrbehhddh January 27, 2022
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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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