haley garcia

a little girl who is depressed, emo, and is in advanced band. she simps for her friends ellie, ariana, and has a crush on her best friend dean. she is also a nice therapist and helps you i guess. she simps for tom from star vs the forces of evil, monika from doki doki literature club, grunkle stan from gravity falls, and her own toe nails <33 deep down she is a happy little girl but she wears black because she wants attention and is emo <3

Person: Hey, is that Haley Garcia? man. she does look emo as hell
Obviously Me: yeah she is.

by raine.loll?? March 7, 2022

Andres garcia

Andres is the most handsome guy ever. he is outgoing, smart, so so funny, loving, caring, and dumb, and he is everything a girl can wish for. he is so funny he can make you laugh by not even trying. Andres is tall and has such beautiful eyes that I could stare at for hours, Andres has nice smooth silky hair that he likes to fix every second so it doesn't go "flat", Andres has the nicest lips you could ever see and feel, Andres has the most soothing calming voice. you could listen to his voice for hours and not get annoyed or tired of it. He is a tough guy to love but deep down he has the biggest heart ever. Andres is everything a girl can want. He loves to go to the gym so much. When you look into his eyes you could sorta feel the warmth of him just by staring into his eyes. And his touch could give you butterflies because of how SEXY he is. He is the most good-looking man I've laid eyes on. He always smells so good. He has the biggest heart even if he doesn't show it sometimes. He's the most perfect person ever, i wouldn't trade him for anything in the world i love him.

"Wow i wish i was like Andres Garcia."

by RnsDestiny September 19, 2022

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.

person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.

by professional garfer January 25, 2022

hector garcia

Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.

Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!

by Mr. Bills November 22, 2013

Garfield

Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.

"I hate Mondays."-Garfield the cat

by dpo June 21, 2004

Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)

Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch

by TonyB23 January 3, 2009