Guru

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

by white.shadoow March 19, 2018

Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 31, 2011

Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024

guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu

Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????

by namipamiwami December 6, 2022

GURU

A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.

Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.

by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022

Edgy guru

An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.

Alex is a bit of an edgy guru

by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019

Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023