Ruin guard

An ancient ruin machine from the game Genshin impact, this is not much of a problem until it spins. Then run.

Player: Hey, whats that thing sitting down? Imma get a closer loo-
Ruin guard: Stands up and fires missiles
Player: HUISHIDJ RUN

by Drunk-on-sake August 25, 2021

sexurity guard

A stripper that is dressed up like a security guard at the club.

At the strip club
"Man look at the sexurity guard"

by thecimacialpersonthatcantbelie November 28, 2012

Color Guard

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.

Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard

by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018

Mate Guard

An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.

Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.

by assmurderer June 23, 2011

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

Noob Guard

Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy

I got this blue noob guard so that high cunt won't crack my joint

by Sloppykid April 18, 2009