The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.
*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!
by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020
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Godfuckers are STOOPID
by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010
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The leader of the First Crusade, Founder of the Poor Brotherhood of the Knights of the Temple(Knights Templar) alledged to be a descendant of the Merovengian Kings of Gual, Mary and Issa (Jesus), King David, of the house of the Lion.
"Godfrey was a ruthless treasure hunter that killed millions on the quest for Solomons gold."
"Godfrey was the last true King of Jeruselm."
"Godfrey was the last true King of Jeruselm."
by Merovengian1013 February 5, 2010
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An intensive or expletive, similar to "godforsaken," denoting
(i)a surreal or overwhelming frustration or despair
or
(ii)
It is thought to have been circulated in July 2008 by the author of the blog http://sceth-zeal.blogspot.com/2008/08/godfucksatan.html , where it was posted in August 2008.
An intensive or expletive, similar to "godforsaken," denoting
(i)a surreal or overwhelming frustration or despair
or
(ii)
It is thought to have been circulated in July 2008 by the author of the blog http://sceth-zeal.blogspot.com/2008/08/godfucksatan.html , where it was posted in August 2008.
by Sittias October 4, 2008
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Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.
World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.
by shonny March 6, 2007
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