Gooch Gobbler

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 February 15, 2008

Peach Gobbler

The act of taking numerous candy peach rings, stretching out the middles, and then sliding over a male's penis; covering from bottom to top. Then having a person(s) removing the peach rings with their mouth.

Dude, this girl gave me the best Peach Gobbler for Thanksgiving this year!

by ITS THE HAMMER December 26, 2010

spunk gobbler

woman who loves giving head

by johnny mannick September 09, 2003

cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

by daddy March 10, 2004

Dick Gobbler

A class of female that is primarily known for only being good at performing felacio.

Dude: "Yo, have you seen Trina lately?"

Dude2: "Naw, that Dick Gobbler moved away like 3 weeks ago."

Dude: "That's too bad, I miss that ho."

by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who eats hot dogs in a sus way

“Zane is a Glizzy Gobbler”.

by Boat7520 November 18, 2020

gonad gobbler

one who gobbles gonad, male or female.

hey, that girl is such a gonad gobbler, she was all on my dick last weekend.

or

wow, that guy is a fucking gonad gobbler, did you see what he did last night?

by elizesmallhead April 04, 2011