gentleman's towel

The towel, shirt or cloth like substance you give a woman after intercourse to wipe up excess bodily fluids.
Would you like a gentleman's towel before anything gets on your sheets?
by C&H Love Factory December 23, 2013
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gentleman bomb

An extremely high-class alcoholic beverage, usually ordered at highfalutin bars. The Gentleman Bomb consists of a shot of Gentleman Jack dropped into a pint glass of chilled Earl Grey tea.
Gentleman 1: "Top of the morning to you, my good sir!"
Gentleman 2: "Why indeed! Say, would you fancy a refreshment of the alcoholic variety?"
Gentleman 1: "You have read my mind, sire! Praytell, would thou partake in a Gentleman bomb?"
Gentleman 2: "Splendid! Such a drink would only be worthy of my most esteemed class!"
Gentleman 1: "Good show!"
Gentleman 2: "Good show!"
by Sir Uppity of York August 31, 2010
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Gentleman's Latte

Placing your erection between the wet kissing lips of two attractive women and moving back & forth until climax... then frothing into their mouths while they continue kissing each other.
These two hot sisters totally gave me a gentleman's latte on my boat yesterday... while their dad watched!
by nick.spezio January 22, 2010
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gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.
by Ajedrez April 18, 2007
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Gentleman's Nap

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.
by wordsmith444 January 20, 2012
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gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.
Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 12, 2005
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Gentleman's Bet

A bet in which nothing is wagered. The winner recieves nothing but respect.
Guy A: There's no way you're winning this one.
Guy B: Wanna bet?
Guy A: Yeah! It's on!
Guy B: Eat shit because i just won.
Guy A: Well we didn't bet shit so I guess it was a gentleman's bet.
by Jay Danger July 11, 2008
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