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future.kai

an absolute god amongst men, the sexiest most alpha mf you'll ever meet and carries animetok🗣He makes the best edits and pulls all the girls(and/or guys)😈and isn't trans
future.kai is my favorite mutual and he's so sexy🤤
by Fxygo May 25, 2021
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FutureAestheticMale

A random greycel on the incel forum looksmax.org who documents his slow descent into madness with quickfire shit posts larping about his subhuman 'friend' and asking users to rate ''''''him''''''
Goy: FutureAestheticMale really thinks hes mtn, hes sub 2

Goy2: Yeah what a soycuck face he has
by lookism5678 April 12, 2023
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light fixture

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.
I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.
by Trippy23 May 5, 2018
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crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER
Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"
by im da swagger of the swag January 20, 2022
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Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
by uwg October 24, 2006
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Full-On Future

A hot girl who is a future girlfriend or a future booty call
That girl that just walked by is a full-on future.
by fallschum04 August 11, 2009
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The Princess From The Future

One very famous Person on Quotev, formerly known as Quizazz, who has currently 412 followers.

Her followers are called "Oreos" and she acts as a princess and she will be the reason she has ruined your social life. Alike everyone else on Quotev, she has no social life. Yet, she says she "luffs" all of her "Oreos". She is called Maddie and will hurt you if you call her Madison, which is part of her full name. She is a very awkward and weird person, or time lord, as her "About Me" states. She is claimed to be very kind.
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