Lazy-ass fuck

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.

Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

weak ass fuck boy

It is a term used when you can't stand that person and you know that they are weak.

Look at him, je can't even fight, all he is, is a weak ass fuck boy.

by sexycaramelthickness19 March 30, 2005

Im gonna fuck your ass

Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!

You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS

by itstrueppl March 23, 2021

Ass Fuck

Moron who likes to fuck ass.

Sean Poling is such an ass fuck!
Justin Szostak is such an ass fuck!
Jon Cable is such an ass fuck!

by Jmz March 23, 2003

Fuck Head Ass

An insult to someone when you don't know what do call them.

Shut the fuck up you fuck head ass.

by Unfuckable November 16, 2016

fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.

I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017