i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

fuck her right in her pussy

What old people say to act cool

Me: pop i got new girlfriend

Pop: Fuck her right in her pussy

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by Sydson June 23, 2014

Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

by Cocksucker99999 May 30, 2018

Fuck her right in the pussy

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve

"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"

by Okayno1234 January 4, 2015

Fuck a duck in a truck

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

fuck that pussy in the ass

What koreans like to say when they are pretending to have sex at an all boys boarding school...

"Oh yeah!, Fuck that pussy in the ass!"

by Will1235 December 30, 2007

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006