frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003

Fronter

Fronter was created in the cold war as a method to keep back the russian invasion force, it was banned in 1991 as it was deemed as racist and couldnt be funded by the government any longer. It has multiple references to the great Sir Titus Salt, as their lord and master of the slave race.

e.g have you been on fronter?
no... the russians are watching me.

god damn the commys

by mclovin mohammed October 13, 2010

Frosted Donkey

This act is a two part show. The first part involves fucking the woman in the ass and prior to cumming you dust her ass with blow, pull out and you shoot your load onto the blow. The second part involves you snorting the blow and from the shear disgusting nature of snorting blow with your own cum on it, you will gag it out into the woman's mouth.

John was heading to a party with and wanted to kick things up a notch with Jill. He introduced her to the Frosted Donkey.

by BigSixBoy December 24, 2009

froned

Afro-owned.

DAMN, That nigga just got froned!

by jordanleeeeeeeee February 9, 2009

Frosted Dunce Cap

When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.

God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.

by Ackerladysman August 13, 2010