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freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.
Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”
by Mopatt October 5, 2018
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Freshman Pass

A pass nonverbally given to all high school boys, older than freshman, that allows them to have sexual intercourse with one freshman girl without having any feelings of shame or any need to be looked down upon. They are then allowed to wait until she is a sophomore if they wish to date her.
Joseph: Yo I just used my freshman pass on Lucy.
Bobby: Damn bro, I’m trynna save mine until I really need it.
by Gquisty March 30, 2020
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Drunk freshman (df)

A freshman that shows up drunk to a party they weren't invited to, continues drinking then passes out somewhere within the house/apartment
Hey have you met drunk freshman (df) yet? She's that chick passed out on the floor we don't know her name so now it's DF.
by AHO-W February 6, 2012
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Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote
"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"
by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 28, 2020
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James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty
by boisuckmyboi October 13, 2021
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froshmania

n. The general phenomenon of college students wanting to join every single college club and extracurricular activity that they did in high school; may also include early fall semester rush to Greek organizations.

c.f. froshmanic (Indiv. noun form)
Froshmania is crazy this year! We're gonna have to have delayed rush or something, since we're not gonna be able to handle all of these froshmanics!
by RehabbedMacAddict February 23, 2009
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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)
by Andalucia June 6, 2015
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