Francis Bacon

The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.

Francis Bacon is a complex character. He is often hungry, and a self proclaimed non-materialist.

by Interdimensional Patrol Man May 16, 2020

Franchelys

Some one pretty nice sweet she is perfect and beautiful and loves to smile she is one of a kind she is funny and so HOT

“Franchelys” someone perfect don’t let her go keep her

by Guesswho1256848297173 May 29, 2020

San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.

Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.

by kct September 26, 2014

san francisco trolley ride

To receive a hand job pushing the penis from belly button towards anus similar to moving the control arm of a San Francisco Trolley

Brad received an aggressive San Francisco Trolley Ride from Jen which left him wondering if he should go to the doctor for BPS (broken penis syndrome).San Francisco, Handy, Jerk-off, Broken Penis Syndrome, Hand Job

by Truck Nutz June 2, 2017

shari Francis

The one & only darling of planet earth. She is joy & truth. She is peace. She changes the timeline. She places the autocrats & dictators in their place.

Shari Francis set the world on its correct path

by Social prescriber July 5, 2022

francais

How the French spell French.

There is an accent under the c though.

Il est francais.
(He is French)
Elle est francaise.
(She is French)

by Buttcheese October 7, 2007

Francheska

The Hottest girl on this planet.

Francheska Marie Gonzalez

by Saltino Beats January 17, 2012