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"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
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At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
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Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
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I'm fortuneering my fate.
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