Floor Alien

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"
by spacio November 11, 2021
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."
by FrigOff April 15, 2014
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Floor Sushi

Something Aydin eats everyday unlike pussy.
A meme in Aydin's twitch stream.
Sexual food?
I really don't want have some of Aydin's floor sushi
by floordaddy February 28, 2023
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four on the floor

n. Indicates that a car has a four-speed transmission, where the shifter is "on the floor" rather than on the steering column.
That old camaro had a 454 with four on the floor.
by fizzle April 13, 2004
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floor candy

A girl who looks kind of sexy at first, but she's actually dirty/you're not sure where she's been.
That Ke$ha is nothing but floor candy.
by cooliganPIB April 29, 2010
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floor-whore

In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor-whore.
Bill has been here for over a month now and hasn't brought in a single customer or prospect from his own effort... All the other sales reps are getting referrals and working their personal leads in addition to the company provided leads and walk-ins. The sales reps are starting to call Bill a floor-whore.
by MykeN February 6, 2006
mugGet the floor-whoremug.

fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.
Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!
by grifficruel November 30, 2009
mugGet the fifth floormug.

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